So I found an escaped convict on street view.
That one time the main character had to use a sharpie to explain that he was… in fact the main character…
Guys quick I need 3 followers because I need to beat my girlfriend to 100 please help me
best line in animated history.
Oh PIXAR the older I get the more I love you
this is why we are the way we are
it’s not a blog until you have this on it
This is the official ‘i care’ symbol. This is how it works:
Basically you reblog this, and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at their message.
All the habits I have now are considered weird and stupid but if I was in a boy band they’d be adorable and quirky and they’d be in GIFs with 14k notes
If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.
*lounges seductively with boxsets and takeaway menus*
why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners
you are a genius
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
Those are hot
“So this is it, then. We’re both played out.” - Skyfall (2012)
tell me how many followers do you think i have and i’ll do the same for you.
someone you’d admire - fleet foxes
the lyrics to this have eaten me alive since I was thirteen
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet